got this email from my dad.

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We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
(Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!)

1. Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
-Subtle hints do not work!
-Strong hints do not work!
-Obvious hints do not work!
-JUST SAY IT!
1. ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as:
•Sex,
•Sport, or
•Cars
1. You have enough clothes
1. You have too many shoes
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an education
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haha, i really dont know what my dad and his colleagues do in the office!

elvis has left the building
03.05.06

white is nicer, no?

this is my first year seeing all the campaigning action !
really fun actually.
since sajc is in potong pasir,
you can see them going around campaigning in loudhailers:
vote pap!
vote sda!

haha me and eliza were having a rather heated political arugement
(look ma, politics!)
on who should win.
hahah apparently she thinks lky looks like a monster
and that pap kindergarden teachers beat their students.

ah still, vote pap!
just because :)

elvis has left the building
02.05.06

sn sports day 06

st nicks sports day!
class outing turned out to a four-some affair
(HEHH) ;D
me, sara, ant , and car.
decided that we cldnt afford to eat at chomp chomp
so we ate at crystal jade
notice the contradiction.

and boo, yellow came in third :/

anyhow, here are the photos! ((:

i think a million photos of this
were taken



us (:




spot the mistake !





hahahaha


this was taken in a rush

elvis has left the building
01.05.06

why are we so pro

sports day today and romanis won champion house !
:)
atmosphere wasnt really there though,
but the company was great :)

took this from aisha !

06A1, first class :D

elvis has left the building
26.04.06

the sunny days

with no gp lesson and pe, (thank god!)
we decided to go the plaza sing! :)

(:


now aint that pretty !

elvis has left the building
24.04.06

magic fundoshi

watched the magic fundoshi yesterday with clar and yien!
was quite funny, all the dirty scenes.
a red bulb would flash whenever a naked scene would come on
hohoho ;D

dinner at miss clarity cafe after that!
:))

clar,me,yien


clarity with miss clarity! haha


clar, yien

elvis has left the building
23.04.06

hicks

apparently, lin jun jie is coming to sa this friday .
haha, i wonder whether there will be any screaming fans

anw, this is going to be rather random, but
this guy looks as though he has fits on stage

elvis has left the building
19.04.06

wanna sign up?

haha, online petitions do work.
its wasnt until today that i found out that the j2s signed
an online petition because of the shitty grades
they were recieving for ipw. (came out in the papers today, go read!)

cause today in the afternoon,
my ct smsed the whole class to inform us of a earlier deadline
for our first PI draft.

hahaha ok i have to go work on it now.
havent thought of what i wanted to do yet, !

elvis has left the building
18.04.06

how are yous

met with wini and zw on good friday!
i love meet-ups :)

elvis has left the building
16.04.06

fingers crossed

ah i got 6/30 for antony and cleopatra quiz online!
shit shit shit !

im so going to get kicked out of class.
she wanted us to get above 20 !

god, please let someone get lower than me, PLEASE!!!

))))):

elvis has left the building
11.04.06

oh, okay

we had a 2.4km run last pe lesson and
oh my god.

i came in 3RD,
from the back.

shit i really need to do something about it.
what it was, was embarrassing!

I NEED TO DIET!

and im so tired of conversations like this

friend: why are you eating so little?
me: im on a diet
friend: but why? youre not fat

or better still,

friend: but why? youre not that fat.

AHH!!
sometimes i just feel like shouting
: I JUST WANT TO, OKAY?

haha but obviously i wldnt do that, me being me.

so next time i tell you im on a diet, just say

"oh, okay. "

elvis has left the building
06.04.06

one of those days

its late,
im tired,
im irritated,
im bitchy

and i just found out ive got geog tutorial.

thats just great

elvis has left the building
05.04.06

dlogs

for those who dont already know, i am called denise.
and yes, it is in my ic

read todays papers and saw something really ridiculous.
why in the world would owners blog for their dogs?!

joey the jack russell terrier:
"oh no.. i am having rashes again. this time it is more serious
than before. i am always allergic to grass.
esp if it is a bit damp."

jaffe the parson russell terrier:
"for those of you who read my last post, you must be
thinking what a vicious dog i am.
this is far from truth. "

no joke, i got this straight off the straits times.
who in their right minds would read a DOG'S BLOG.

i dont know about you but i sure as hell wont

elvis has left the building
02.04.06

hellos

met up with rroynns for dinner on thurs!
it was great catching up (:

us (:


haha


clar and janis


me, clar


janis char toy

elvis has left the building
01.04.06

i must be mad

ended really early today.
0915 to be exact
had civics and an Airbus A380 talk.
for those who have no idea what that is,
its a talk about aeroplanes.

now you might wondering why in the world would we be lectured on how
a plane is maneuvered,
i have no idea myself.

so anw we went to town but all the shops were closed.
ate subway at shaw
walked around
and went home

lessons officially start tmr.
i cant believe im saying this,
but FINALLY !

elvis has left the building
27.03.06

out, damn spot

yet another tennis session with charissa today.
playing next to some young kid who is twice your size and
can hit the balls more times than you can run for it definately hurts some

me and charissa plan sack that ass of a teacher.
hoho ;D

and sa is REALLY SLACK.
ve done nothing productive this whole week ! other schools are
already having tutorials, make-up lectures and piling mountain-high
essays for their students while i go to school for, lets see,
photo taking and discipline talk.

ahah now what should i do next?
ah yes,
i can pray that people with sharp straight noses
would fall and break their noses.

nose job anyone?

elvis has left the building
26.03.06

it started with a kiss

haha i havent been updating because the only reason i have been
coming online is to watch this !
( no, i was not burying myself in books :/ but ill start soon! hehh )

this show is really, really nice!

haha some stills from the show (:

they look really sweet together!
and the guy is 188cm.
haha and yes matong, thank god for youtube :D

elvis has left the building
24.03.06

thats it

oh shit ! shit ! shit !

elvis has left the building
22.03.06

kayakk!

my first kayaking session was really fun (:
not considering the first half where our boat kept colliding
into the bridges and the fact that we kept steering off the course.
smart yien made me sit in the front, which also meant that i had to
do all the steering. (bear in mind i have never in my life touched,
or even been near, an oar)

it,however, went really well after we got the hang of it! :D
alright, maybe just me.
but because of our wonderful kayaking skills, our boat did not overturn!
hoho

haha okay lah, thank you yien for that wonderful experience!
i had fun :))

and sry no pictures! we were too busy rowing our asses off

elvis has left the building
16.03.06

fiesta

mrs tan and her super cute baby (:



ezone



this is even bigger than the one at
fun orama



the horse rides



the flowers that finally blommed



hell, they even have this






sn's funfair was great (:
i seriously think that they got richer or something.
i mean, pony (more like horses) rides, uncle ringo, ezone,3 floats, live bands, bungee rides, pirate ship, etc.
hell its so much better than the funfair i had! ):

ah anyway, i miss sn!

elvis has left the building
13.03.06

by a thread

thats it. im not waiting by the phone anymore.
what really irritates the hell out of me is the fact that institutes,orgs,SCHOOLS etc
dont call you to tell you whether you get accepted.
(understood that you didnt make it)

"we'll call you."

yeah sure, maybe in a hundred years?
i mean, i know calling a few hundred people is way too hard
but still!
waiting, being opptimistic for nothing, having your mom go
around telling her sisters that i made the cut
just grates me even more.
:/

anyhow, on a lighter note, going stephs house later for bbq (:
great food, great company.

screw the rest.
:DDDD

elvis has left the building
10.03.06

a thousand words

pictures taken during 06A2 outing!
cant be bothered to do captions.
cg people, steal all you want! ahahah :D

elvis has left the building
05.03.06

this is what happens when you get bored.

this is what happens when you get bored.

bought loads of stuff today! (:
thank you char for coming out to meet me (:

elvis has left the building
04.03.06

damn

SHIT SHIT SHIT.
i knew i should have taken higher chinese.

elvis has left the building
03.03.06

where is the love

people smoking
hormones ranging
skirts get shorter
while boy hunting

elvis has left the building
28.02.06

tam kah

4truth 05



my hand scratcher- ying!


sara's really glam photo


!?!?


steph



our battlefield


k-ster with steph!

had 4 truth dinner gathering yesterday at tam kah :)
well, you cant really say it was a class gathering cause only
8 bothered to show up.

still fun anyhow.
dinner was fantastic, as usual. :D
went to k-ster after that (first for me), sang till 1 :)

and my dad thinks i make too many funny faces.
he says i should stop because im not that young anymore.

ah, well.

elvis has left the building
26.02.06

06A2

some class pictures! but you can hardly see anything lol

elvis has left the building
24.02.06

want to get tanned ?

today was great (:

06A2 ended lessons at 9.45 cause mr leong had a course to attend.
SO, we decided to sneak out of school to catch Final Destination 3 at cine.

point to make: NEVER sit in front of guy friends when watching a movie because

1) if they have popcorn or kachang puteh, get ready to be the target.
2) they kick your seats
3) they laugh during inappropriate scenes, really loudly.
4) they sneak between your seats and boo you
5) they pull your hair
6) they put icecubes down your back
7) they shrill
8) they sing chicken little songs

not every single one above happened to me of course,
my friend on my right got the worse of it.

hahha but believe it or not, it was still fun :D

elvis has left the building
23.02.06

in your face

after a very fierce bidding session with kiu00000 in ebay, (haha)
i am finally the proud owner of a
Chanel White Cambon black CC Checkbook wallet!

haha take that kiu00000!

elvis has left the building
21.02.06

tHat

me


jiaqi


the gold man. i didnt dare turn on my flash

so i decided to go for ac's FunOrama with jiaqi and kenneth.
ahah some og outing.
but it was okay, though we didnt do much.
stood around looking like idiots cause we didnt know what else to do.
everything there was OVERPRICED.
HEARD THAT ZHEWEI! I PAID FOUR BLOODY DOLLARS FOR
YOUR FISH CATCHING GAME!

ah yes, anw, met melissa after that (:
mel, im sorry but i cant post any of the pictures we took.
i look too ugly in all of them to show them to the whole world. :D
ate at BIG-0 and jay walked along the streets.
was great meeting up with her before she flew off :)

and today i went to the waterloo street temple to thank the gods.
ahah promised that i would donate 50 dollars to the temple
if i did well for Os.
so i had to part with my money.
but it felt good though :)

anw, i was there and i heard this man say very enthusiasticly to his friend :
"in the whole of singapore this (kuan yin miao) is the most ling!
come here and pray sure get answered! "

haha indeed.

elvis has left the building
19.02.06

i should be stopped

eBay is addictive.

ive logged on for less than an hour and i already have more than
5 bags i want.
(though i had to skip through a lot of little hello kitty things
which looks horrendous)
everyone is sleeping now and im SERIOUSLY tempted to sneak into
my parents room to get their credit cards!

hahh but me being me, all talk no action.
besides, they will KILL ME.
blah.

so i guess its back to school tmr and more
eBaying after that!
:D

elvis has left the building
16.02.06

what now

hmm.
i just read an interesting post on someones blog. . .

elvis has left the building
16.02.06

cross my fingers, hope for the best

ac it is.

i was being such an ass my dad got irritated with me for
being so indecisive.
but thank you all who talked to me
about it last night!
stef, wini, yien (you pig you!)
(:

lets just pray i made the right choice.

elvis has left the building
15.02.06

-

time now: 11.10 am
time left to go: 4hrs 50 mins

shit. i still have not submitted.
i hope not everyone is as last minute as me and
jam up the whole damn system later.

and why the shit is everyone going to cj?

elvis has left the building
15.02.06

acsa

charissa ready to eat!


HOI


we love buses


sa with matong!

uploaded some pictures! (:

had an og outing on saturday
went to marina to fly kite! hah wasnt that fun because
one, the sun was directly in our eyes,
two, there were bloody insects feeding on me.
so we kind of gave up flying our cheap pokemon kites to play in the arcade.
and after much haggling with the aunties we had cheap
all-you-can-eat steamboat for only 10 bucks! :D

and today i went with yien to check out the acjc.
i still cannot decide!
AC, SA, AC, SA ?

URGH.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

elvis has left the building
14.02.06

martial arts lessons, anyone?

Fearless may be one of the better shows ive seen.
chinese should seriously stick to what they do best on screen,
that is, of course, fighting.
as expected,caucasians were shoved and squeezed into every scene possible
so the americans feel satisfied watching it.

them vs 'sick men of the east',
or so they call it.

but hell, watching jet li wave around his wushu effortlessly at the
end of the show made me want to learn martial arts

elvis has left the building
12.02.06

Casanova

after watching casanova with zhewei and seeing Heath Ledger on screen,

i want to watch Brokeback Mountain.

the trailer looked damn good.
but then again , so did

hahh im like freaking advertising or something

elvis has left the building
11.02.06

my new favourite number

oh happy days
(:

elvis has left the building
11.02.06

URGH!

this is my second entry today
i think i should go drown myself in jay chou's sad, sad, songs.

the wait is killing me i tell you, killing me.

elvis has left the building
10.02.06

hear hear

Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Jesus, Confucius,Prophet Muhammad

i really need your blessings for tmr.

im so scared.

elvis has left the building
09.02.06

sweets

valine (:


chrystelle (:


me and valine


RROYNNS at the airport (((:


our sweet 16s


just like the old days


valine's farewell

I reckon for every farewell
there's another hello that awaits.

elvis has left the building
08.02.06

farewell

while the hours together
draw to a close
and your fleeting wave
will be all I have left
the images I have stored
in a special section of memory
shall last throughout all eternity.

elvis has left the building
06.02.06

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